The Earth Guide Online

A Guide For Travellers Who Don't Give a Whit Where They Stay

UPDATED DAILY AND RESEARCHED SPARINGLY

Carrying The Legacy of T.W. Atkins and B.A. Stard BA Hons

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About

The Earth Guide is a large volume of books that was written for travellers in England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. Originally written and formatted by T.W. Atkins in 1958 with the help of Oxford Professor B.A. Stard BA Hons, the Original Earth Guide sold over 600 million copies, which boosted Atkins and Stard in stardom which was cut short after the unfortunate death of Stard at Edinburgh Zoo later that year.

Sixty-eight years later, Bitch Twickenham, a butcher from Penistone, discovered a copy of "The Earth Guide" in his late great great great grandmother's cupboard. Fascinated by its' balanced, informative, witty, and engaging tone, he uploaded the series onto the internet, where it remains to this very day. So dive in, and read, consume, take in, and devour this 68 year old travel guide. --Bitch

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About Bitch Twickenham

Bitch Twickenham was born on the 20th December 1983 to Rufus Twickenham and his wife Mary. He is divorced and lives in Colchester.